Recipes

Gives 400% Slow motion for 7 seconds. Gives 50% Movement speed for 7 seconds. Traditional tobacco product, dispersed into the bloodstream through small bags you put under your lip.

Consumable Gives +80 Poison resistance for 120 seconds. ''Doesn't taste great but can be an antidote to toxins. ''

Random food trapped inside jelly for all eternity.

A chimera of bread and banana. Where the plains meet the tropics.

Consumable Gives 20 health over 1 seconds. The bacon of the banana candy world.

Gives 10 health over 10 seconds. A loaf of bread made from bark instead of flour. Filling but not very nourishing.

Consumable Gives 10 health over 10 seconds. Dried and seasoned protein, most commonly from mammal origin. Responsible for creating truck drivers all over the world.

Consumable Gives 15 health over 1 seconds. Berries crushed and boiled with sugar. Sweet and fruity.

Consumable Gives 10 health over 2.5 seconds. Berries crushed and boiled. Fruity, but not as sweet as you would expect.

Gives 35 health over 3 seconds. Removes burning. ''One sip takes you back to that roller rink in the 1950's. At least it would have if you were alive then, probably.''

White gravy with sausge squeezed tight between two loafs of bread. Exquisite.

Consumable Gives 15 health over 10 seconds. Removes Burning Removes Poisoned The pumpkin spice latte of teas.

Consumable Gives 5 health over 5 seconds. Removes Burning Removes Poisoned ''A 0.5L PET Bottle of water. It's half-empty.''

Gives 15 health over 10 seconds. A loaf of freshly baked bread made of yeast, flour and water.

Not the best thing that happened from sliced bread.

Consumable Gives 10 health over 10 seconds. A healthy, warm and soothing broth. Salty.

"Are you gonna eat that?"

Consumable Gives 15 health over 10 seconds. ''Cow's milk that has been churned into thick butter.''

Best thing that happened from sliced bread. Chewy and savory.

Consumable Gives +50% Accuracy when moving for 120 seconds. Gives 15 health over 10 seconds. A product from the leftovers of cheese production. Great for baking, according to some cultures.

A stack of thick and fluffy pancakes drizzled with syrup. These pancakes have a tendency to stick to the roof of your mouth.

Gives 15 health over 10 seconds. Removes Burning Removes Poisoned A stilldrink made with cactus and cane sugar.

Gives 20 heath over 0.1 seconds. Striped candy with a pronouced bend, for display purposes.

Consumable Gives 35 health over 10 seconds. The crunch is so satisfying.

Small meat turds put inside a bread cut like a Pac-person. Onions on the side.

Gives 15 health over 10 seconds. Very tasty on its own. Or with bread. Smelly humans love it.

Gives 20 health over 5 seconds. Best thing that happened from sliced bread. Chewy and savory.

Gives 25 health over 10 seconds. Hot and cheesy.

Gives 45 health over 10 seconds. A sandwich consisting of fillings, usually a patty of ground meat, typically from animals, placed inside a sliced bun or bread roll

Gives 20 health over 10 seconds. Name has been under scrutiny. A source of great tension between the pearl sugar and coconut flake camps.

Gives 35 health over 3 seconds. Removes Burning. The dessert you always order, but are too full to finish.

Consumable Gives 50 health over 3 seconds. Has a rich chocolate taste. Usually a mix of cacao, sugar, eggs, flour and butter.

Consumable Gives 10 health over 1 seconds. A thick, sugary, chocolate liquid.

Consumable Gives 25 health over 10 seconds. Insanely fancy western maki rolls with chicken.

Consumable Gives 20 health over 1 seconds. Sugar with sugar that processed to be fluffy. Like one-dimensional firework for the senses.

Drag onto an item to repair it. Restores 80 durability. Practical when new. Horrible when used.

Gives 35 health over 10 seconds. Famous dish, also known as frog legs.

Gives 45 health over 5 seconds. Say auf Wiedersehen to your hunger with this sausage, fries and curry ketchup combo.

Gives 20 health over 15 seconds. A single dimmie, not enough to share with your mate.

Gives 35 health over 10 seconds. Bread soaked in whatever was left when you cooked ham. What a concept.

Gives 200 health over 10 seconds. A sandwich consisting of fillings, usually a patty of ground meat, typically from animals, placed inside a sliced bun or bread roll

Gives 20 health over 15 seconds. ''A dumpling filled with some kind of paté. It's punctured.''

A highly explosive red stick with a fuse. Useful both in mining as well as general destruction.

Consumable Gives +30 Charisma for 240 seconds. Gives 10 health over 10 seconds. Removes Poisoned Sugar, eggs, and booze. One of santas favorites.

Consumable Gives +50 Fire resistance for 90 seconds. Gives +50 Frost resistance for 90 seconds. Gives +50 Electric resistance for 90 seconds. May cause sleep deprivation.

Consumable Gives 30 health over 2.5 seconds. Boiled snails, usually with herbs and garlic. Technically mollusks and therefore classified as seafood. Famous dish, also known as simply "eating snails".

''A makeshift rebreather fashioned out of someone's lung and a plastic straw.''

Gives 100 health over 5 seconds. A plastic box containing insttuments needed to provide basic first aid, including gauze, scissors, painkillers, and disinfectant spray. Category:Items Category:Consumables

Consumable Gives 50 health over 5 seconds. ''Deep growing root, featuring animal from the deep. Both deep fried. That's deep man.''

Gives 50 health over 4 seconds. Melted cheese dish served in a communal pot. In some human tribes has become a tradition for every occasion.

Gives 30 health over 2.5 seconds. The gas station classic.

Sliced bread soaked in beaten eggs then pan fried.

Gives 30 health over 10 seconds. Fried, crispy, but juicy on the inside. Enjoyed by cattle farming humans in cold biomes. Simply referred to as "Blodpudding"

Gives 15 health over 4 seconds. Tender and melt on your tongue.

The more handsome and successful older brother of the half english breakfast.

Gives 10 health over 10 seconds. Removes Poisoned Removes Burning "Are you ok, babe?"

''Apparently it's "cured," so what's with the grave thing?'' Gives 20 health over 0.1 seconds.

A white, brown, or gray standard sauce.

Smells funky.

Gives +150% Melee damage for 60 seconds. Gives 10 health over 5 seconds. Removes Frozen Removes Poisoned Drinking this will make you feel confident wielding a sword.

Consumable Gives 10 health over 1 seconds. Gives +120% Melee damage for 120 seconds. A matcha flavoured gum, sweet and tingling for the senses. Chewing this will make you feel confident wielding a sword.

Consumable Gives 20 health over 10 seconds. Smokey, juicy, sweet. The word cactus derives from an ancient word for spiny a plant whose identity is not certain.

''Traditional scottish eat-ception. What's not to like?''

Gives 8 health over 2.5 seconds. Flat and dry crispbread. Rich in fiber.

A beef taco in a hard shell.

Gives 80 health over 5 seconds. Removes Burning Removes Poisoned A restorative potion of sacred herbs and electrolytes. Colored red with food dye.

Gives +1 coyote time for 90 seconds. A toasted slice of bread is showing holy signs. Researchers call the phenomenon face "pareidolia."

Cook while you eat? What a concept! Gives 50 health over 4 seconds.

Gives 5 health over 2.5 seconds. Gives +0.5 Frost resistance for 240 seconds. A condiment made from spicy fruits and other ingredients.

Consumable Gives 15 health over 2 seconds. Hot and snacky.

Gives 45 health over 7 seconds. One of the few named legendary traditional foods. Soulbound to Jansson.

Charm enemies with their hearts' contents.

A mason jar filled with nerve gas globules that produces a deadly gas cloud on impact when thrown.

Gives 15 health over 0.1 seconds. A nine for presentation, a four for taste, and a one for nutrition.

Consumable Gives 18 health over 1 second. Gives +100% Crit chance down sight for 15 seconds. The last bastion of drinks to beat a certain massive company as the main carbonated drink for Christmas related activities

Consumable Gives 35 health over 2.5 seconds. Freshly baked and smells of ammonia and salts. Popular among elderly people with strong accents.

Consumable Gives 5 health over 2.5 seconds. Suprisingly hard. Full of salts and minerals.

Gives 10 health over 10 seconds. ''Sweet pastilles that lack any resemblance to real-life natural flavors.

Gives 20 health over 5 seconds. A human classic liver pâté to put on sandwiches. Great with butter and pickles.

Gives 20 health over 5 seconds. ''If you're in the mood for liver - then you're in for a treat.''

Gives 30 health over 2 seconds. ''A saffron spiced wheat bun topped with two raisins that represent the gouged out eyes of Saint Lucia. It's really yummy, they say.''

Gives 25 health over 5 seconds. Hyper conserved double dipped multiple times forged in corrosive liquids to become the ultimate fish.

Gives 30 health over 10 seconds. Pasta and a cheese sauce. Traditional dinner from a cardboard-box.

Gives 30 health over 10 seconds. Made from white rice formed into rolls with seaweed and cut into cylindrical shapes..

Gives 40 health over 2 seconds. Nerf version of sugar cube. The amount you can keep in your mouth at any one time is used by humans to establish dominance around the campfire.

Gives 30 health over 10 seconds. Tubers mashed up with delicious buttermilk.

Consumable Gives 20 health over 2 seconds. Has a musky, sour smell. Seems edible.

Consumable Gives 15 health over 4 seconds. Crunchy. Made from egg whites and sugar.

Gives 25 health over 5 seconds. Sweet and chewy.

A repurposed liquor bottle containing a sticky mixture of gasoline and styrofoam that erupts into a fireball when thrown.

Gives 30 health over 10 seconds. Removes Frozen Removes Poisoned Preferred drink of santas everywhere.

Gives 20 health over 4 seconds. Eggs and mushrooms. Ooh the texture! Great with salt.

Gives 15 health over 3 seconds. Has a rich umami smell.

Gives 20 health over 9 seconds. Mmmm... umami!

Gives 15 health over 5 seconds. An easy and simple way to eat several meats at once! A human classic!

Gives 25 health over 10 seconds. Cayenne, fried and hot. Looks really good! Should try it sometime!

Gives 20 health over 5 seconds. Sliced raw fish served on top of a mount or ball of vinegared rice

Gives 25 health over 10 seconds. A tiny amount of chicken wrapped in a large amount of deep fried flour.

Gives 25 health over 5 seconds. A bag with mixed nuts. Healthy combo of fat and protein.

Gives 40 health over 5 seconds. Nuts have been grinded and worked into a thick spread.

Gives 22 health over 5 seconds. ''You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.''

Gives 35 health over 3 seconds. Made from white rice formed into triangular or cylindrical shapes and often wrapped in seaweed.

...the humble A4.

Consumable Gives 40 health over 10 seconds. Peanuts ground and worked into a thick paste. Added emulsification agents make it more spreadable out of the jar.

Gives 35 health over 5 seconds. Best thing that happened.

Gives 25 health over 5 seconds. Might be a bit gluey to the roof of your mouth. Very nutiritious.

Gives 20 health over 0.1 seconds. Swedish cured sushi with extras.

Gives 60 health over 10 seconds. Gives +3 Extra Jumps for 30 seconds. Removes Burning The yin and yang of drinks. The round natural flavours of milk, combined with the synthetic freedom tastes of Capitalism.

A defensive fragmentation grenade designed to produce deadly shrapnel upon detonation.

''A large pizza. Will make you feel stuffed. It's better to slice it.'' Gives 150 health over 10 seconds. Gives -10% Jump power for 15 seconds. Gives -10% Movement speed for 15 seconds.

A perfect slice of crispy, tender, savory pizza. Gives 100 health over 5 seconds.

Gives 20 health over 10 seconds. Traditional northern recipe containing tendons, heart, lung or liver, usually from beef or moose, mixed with grains. Pölsa is not to be confused with pølse.

Gives 15 health over 3 seconds. A mass produced hotdog type popular in flat countries.

Gives 15 health over 4 seconds. A foul smelling slop of Corpseflower Oats and Goblin Milk.

Consumable Gives 15 health over 0.1 seconds. Small squares of boiled potatoes. Stuck in some sort of white slime.

Consumable Gives 35 health over 5 seconds. The laziest excuse for a dish.

Consumable Gives 10 health over 2 seconds. Gives +1 Sprint bonus for 60 seconds. Gives +100% Accuracy when moving for 60 seconds. A pre-packaged energy bar consisting primarily of oats. The packaging is ripped.

Consumable Gives 15 health over 2 seconds. Crispy and Savory.

Gives 25 health over 5 seconds. Diced everything, with some extra on top!

Gives 50 health over 4 seconds. Molten cheese slithered over some potatoes. Likely served with some olives or cured meats.

Gives 40 health over 4 seconds. Gives +0.5 Frost Resistance for 60 seconds. A warm, rich broth with chewy noodles.

Gives 30 health over 10 seconds. Removes Poisoned Red liquid made from trampled and fermented red grapes. Nice bouqet. Tastes a bit like Jesus.

Gives 30 health over 10 seconds. Decimated rhubarb, resting in peace under a cover of delicious sugary dough.

Gives 25 health over 4 seconds. ''Porridge topped with a sauce that is both sour and sweet ? Seems this mashup can't seem to make up it's mind.''

Gives 20 health over 10 seconds. Destroyed rhubarb mixed with sugar, presented in a bowl.

Consumable Gives 18 health over 5 seconds. Santas favorite.

Consumable Gives 25 health over 5 seconds. Rice pudding with some fruit or some shit.

Consumable Gives 200% Slow motion for 4 seconds. Touching it gives you the feeling that time is slowing down...

A useful material made of natural polymer of isoprene and elastomer. Might be dialectically synonomous with human household objects.

Gives 20 health over 2.5 seconds. Fish cured with dry salt. Preserved for later eating.

Gives 25 health over 4 seconds. Salty and fishy.

Gives 45 health over 4 seconds. Delicacy consisting of fresh raw fish sliced into thin pieces.

Gives 42 health over 10 seconds. ''You can't make a sausage omelette without breaking a few pigs.''

Gives 40 health over 2 seconds. Or a meatsickle, if you wish.

Gives 30 health over 4 seconds. Gives +0.5 Frost resistance for 60 seconds. When you absolutely, positively got to eat sausages with a spoon, accept no substitutes.

Gives 50% Accuracy when moving for 40 seconds. Removes Burning Removes Poisoned A sweet, carbonated beverage in an aluminium can. Lime flavor.

Gives 5 health over 5 seconds. Packet containing noodles made of wheat flour and eggs.

Gives 50 health over 5 seconds. Pasta and beef ragu sauce topped with fresh basil.

Gives 30 health over 10 seconds. You went to order a bready taco something, but all you got was this lousy omelette.

An exotic mix of spices that can be used for many purposes.

Gives 30 health over 5 seconds. A spicy smoked sausage.

''Springs attached to the sole allows the wearer to jump higher. First marketed as a mountain climbing gadget, later recalled. This pair has a name tag that reads 'Albiin'.''

Gives 20 health over 3 seconds. A healthy warm and soothing stew. Has a rich smell.

Once thrown, it will wait a second then explode.

Consumable Gives 30 health over 4 seconds. Gives +1 Extra Jumps for 20 seconds. Removes Poisoned Removes Burning Fizzy drink made by some huge corporation to compete with Julmust during christmas time.

Improvised from tangled False Sulfcaps and bits of scrap metal, this thrown explosive sticks to surfaces before detonating.

Gives 50 health over 50 seconds. Old fermented fish that tall blond people with funny dialects claim to enjoy.

Gives 30 health over 3 seconds. ''Flat as a pancake? That's flattery to a Swedish Pancake. Thin and crispy. Don't worry it's not just you, the first pancake is always an unattractive blob.''

Consumable Gives 10 health over 1 seconds. A fruit flavoured gum, sweet and chewy.

Small, ultra lightweight knives designed for throwing with a loop at the end for easy storage in a belt.

Gives 15 health over 5 seconds. Made to be eaten on a boat. But we will not hold it against you if you eat it here.

Drag onto an item to repair it. Restores 375 durability. Toilet Paper so coarse that it will remove any shit that needs wiping, and then some.

Gives 20 health over 2 seconds. The french kiss of your worst nightmare.

Gives 40 health over 4 seconds. Gives +0.5 Frost resistance for 60 seconds. A warm, rich broth with chewy noodles.

Gives 30 health over 10 seconds. Savory, intense, Fishy. Love it or hate it.

Eel based dish, served on bed of rice. Gives electricity resistance due to tolerance training. *Gives 60 health over 10 seconds. *Gives +10 Electric resistance for 60 seconds.

Gives 15 health over 3 seconds. A punsch roll wrapped in marzipan, both ends dipped in chocolate, the "vacuum cleaner" is a yummy treat to liven up bleak winter days.